November 2011
4 posts
Crocpons
howtoshipyourdeadcathome:
Pink pearlescent crocs remind me of giant tampon applicators.
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Howtoshipyourdeadcathome’s post is one of those “oh yeah, gross”, didn’t think of it until you said it but you’re absolutely right! I work at a community garden and we get a HUGE pile of leaves from the city that we compost and turn into dirt. The city collects the...
October 2011
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August 2011
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Bet you didn't know I was a baller!!! →
Check out this video (Mom, click the words ‘Bet you didn’t know I was a baller!!!’ to make the video appear!) my awesome co-worker Denise made of us getting creamed at Dodgeball!
June 2011
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May 2011
1 post
“I have a million ideas. They all point to certain death.”
– The Little Depressed Robot on Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
April 2011
2 posts
“Did you make it to yogurt today?”
– Mom, asking me about yoga while multi-tasking
March 2011
3 posts
“When life dishes you out a souffle, you have to eat the damn thing.”
– Dad
"3 Things that are Bad for Butter"
Looking at an old notebook, I found this list I had made in September of 2009 in the San Francisco Airport:
3 Things that are Bad for Butter:
refrigerator taste
artificial color
dropping it on the floor
cat licking it
WatchFrom the internet, found by a friend! What a joy it is to live in the 21st Century!
January 2011
4 posts
WatchA lovely day at Cape Perpetua, the “Best View on the Oregon Coast” with my mom!
Other memorable quotes:
“Oh! That used to be an old, old, funky service station. I wonder where it went… (thoughtful pause)…to heaven.” -mom
“I better get back to REI before it burns down again.” -mom
“I’m having fun eating way too much meat.” ...
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Food Themed Blog Title Ideas: Take One
Play with Your Food
Into the Frying Pan
Out of the Frying Pan
We’re calling you black! (Arriety strongly opposed)
Women in the kitchen calling all of you kettles black. (Arriety strongly opposed)
Elmer Food
Fud (umlat over the ’u’) (“I don’t want a title I have to learn a special keystroke to type” Arriety)
Forking Around: foodies, cooks, amateurs, and...
December 2010
3 posts
WatchHo Ho Ho! It’s too late for Christmas, but it’s never too late for Colbert!
This woman has an eye out for the good things! ... →
November 2010
7 posts
August 2010
4 posts
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May 2010
6 posts
March 2010
5 posts
Boys will Be Boys? →
This was the viewpoint in the Eugene Weekly this week.
“Then we watched the really interesting one about the man who invented the...”
– Grandma Fay, in earnest, during a re-cap of the movies she had seen lately
“What was the name of that little fat guy who lived down the hall from...”
– Man on his cell phone on my flight proving that if you repeat the exact same information multiple times, but in a different order or with slightly different emphasis, you will get the results you desire.
(Sorry Jimmy Orzneckis)
“Oh no!! Is Momo Jones limping? He’s the spark plug.”
– Grandma Fay, watching college basketball
February 2010
11 posts
You Aren't Going to Believe What Just Happened!
This actually happened today.
We are in the midst of moving and everything that was under is over and everything that was important is lost in a swamp of boxes and dust and poor planning.
I was sitting on the futon re-reading the torn out pages of an article about Beyonce’ from a summer issue of Vogue Amelia sent to me months and months ago. I read the sentence, “…and that is...
Tiny Space Cadet
co-written and performed by Kate...
“Would you like to be my brother?”
– Bob Costas to Steven Colbert
“Are we good with the clown outfits, though?”
– Bob Costas to Dick Button about the German Figure Skaters Short Program
“HEY VALENTINE, CARE TO STOP BREEDING?
CARE (Community Animal Relief Effort)...”
– —Camilla Mortensen, Eugene Weekly 2/11/10
Beasties!! And they’re breeding!
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